'24 Paris Olympics
lift the ban on intimate relationships
… 300,000 condoms available!
March 18, 2024, 8:25 a.m. Pacific Time
Sex will not be prohibited at this Olympics… The ban on intimate relationships will be lifted and the Olympic Village will be stocked with 300,000 condoms!!!
Remember, due to the COVID-19 pandemic, banging was prohibited at the Tokyo Olympics and athletes had to practice social distancing. We were provided with a Jimmy hat to enforce the rules, but we were told not to use it (and to keep it as a souvenir).
But coronavirus restrictions have largely been lifted, giving competitors the green light to hit the ground running this summer.
“It is very important that there is a great cheerful atmosphere here,” says the village chief. Laurent Michaud Said.
The village, home to 14,500 players and staff, will receive 300,000 condoms, enough for each person to have sex multiple times a day, among other amenities.
“We wanted to work with the athlete committee to create a place where the athletes felt very engaged and comfortable,” Michaud said.
With all the genders and competition, the village strives to ensure there are beds that can support them. [550+ lbs.] And lots of food.
Speaking of grubs, the village director says they will have about 400 yards of buffet with food from around the world.
Laurent added, “I'm sure the players will be happy to have the famous French cuisine prepared here.''
“However, this diversity will first address the needs of athletes for nutrition and performance,” said the director.
FYI, condoms have been distributed at the Olympics since the 1988 Seoul Games to raise awareness about HIV and other sexually transmitted diseases.
safety first! ! !
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