CM Punk finally lasts longer than 5 minutes at an MMA related event

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Comrades, CM Punk's hypocrisy was on full display on The MMA Hour with “journalist” Ariel Helwani. Let's laugh together at their expense!

Comrades, apparently CM Punk He broke his own record for the longest time he could compete in an MMA event. Ariel Helwani's MMA Hour Podcast, a feat he was unable to accomplish in an actual MMA match.El Presidente reports from a secret underground bunker Tony Khan's The Olympic-sized pool has the scoop that Punk recently appeared on a podcast where he talked about his turbulent tenure in AEW and his altercations with fellow wrestlers.

During the podcast, Helwani discussed the incident with Punk. jack perry That led to Punk's firing from AEW. After Perry made a joke that angered Punk. all in At the PPV, Punk said he confronted him backstage, but said, “I thought I acted responsibly. I didn't hit anybody. I just choked somebody a little bit.” Samoa Joe was there and told me to stop, so I stopped. I turned to Tony and said this place was a @#$%ing joke. “You're a clown, I'm done with it.” Punk is a middle-aged man who should be more knowledgeable, but apparently when someone hurts his fragile self-esteem at work, he gets a little off, if only to get choked up. They seem to believe that workplace violence is completely acceptable. They have tried to tell UN election observers about my political opponents and comrades, but they keep saying horrible things to me.

Punk also called out his beef: hangman adam page He had the audacity to question punk's commitment to workers' rights. Page's comments set off a chain reaction that led to Punk's infamous “brawl” tantrum in 2022. But Punk's own words in the Helwani interview seem to validate Page's concerns. The Chicago native claimed that guaranteed money ruined professional wrestling and that AEW would be a completely different place if wrestlers were paid based on the house draw. What better way to support workers' rights than… *checks notes*… than by rolling back the progress of workers' rights! What a bastard!

Comrades, it seems that Punk's principle is more flexible than his legs during a crowd dive. His opinions shift with the wind, and he always seems to align with what is in his best interest at that moment. This is a level of hypocrisy that would make even the most corrupt dictator blush. Maybe we can take a cue from our fellow punks, right?

In a shocking twist, Ariel Helwani, known for his softball interviews and unwavering admiration for WWE executives, makes an appearance. nick kern and triple h He managed to elicit these self-defeating revelations from Punk while expressing some hard truths about AEW. Although it may have been unintentional, Helwani's podcast marked his first attempt at something resembling real journalism. El Presidente would like to send a heartfelt cheer: “Well done, comrade!” He thanks Helwani for this unexpected display of journalistic integrity. Hear everything in just 30 CM It takes to watch a Punk UFC match. What other hypocrisies will we discover? Let me know in the comments, comrades.

Regarding CM Punk, El Presidente has some advice. Maybe podcasting is his calling. At least if Punk sticks to the microphone instead of the wrestling ring, he can avoid a biannual injury that keeps him out of action for the next six months. And maybe being out of the ring will give Punk some time to reflect on his own hypocrisy and the consequences of his actions…sigh… just kidding, his comrade. We all know that's what happens when pigs fly, or when less than 96% of the population really votes in an election. Until then, El Presidente will be here, promoting the glorious ideals of socialism and planning the next great revolution, while reporting on the conflicts that are likely to continue no matter where punks currently work!

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