15 Star Wars Quotes That Prove Tech Is The Bad Batch’s Funniest Character

Summary

• Tech’s blunt and dry humor shines in Clone Force 99, making him the funniest member with iconic quotes.
• Tech’s intellect and honesty are balanced with comedic moments, like his hilarious replies in crucial situations.
• Tech’s unique personality and lack of social awareness lead to plenty of funny moments and interactions in Star Wars.

The dynamic of Clone Force 99 in Star Wars is just as comedic as it is beloved, but there’s no doubt Tech is the funniest of them all. The Bad Batch shares a bond unlike any other clone squad, mostly due to all of them having unique genetic mutations that cause others to see them as defective. This makes them all, including Omega, act like true siblings, which inevitably leads to plenty of moments full of bickering, teasing, and flat-out hilarious joking – though no sense of humor hits quite like Tech’s.

In both Star Wars: The Clone Wars and Star Wars: The Bad Batch, Tech proves his impressive intelligence, which is often balanced with some incredibly dry humor. Tech’s knack for acquiring knowledge often means he’s eager to share it in any capacity, and the way in which he delivers this information is usually very blunt. This, along with Tech’s true comedic nature, combine to make him Clone Force 99’s funniest member, and here are his 15 best quotes to prove it.

15 “That’s Fine, But If You Fall, Don’t Take Me With You.”

Star Wars: The Clone Wars Season 7, Episode 3 “On the Wings of Keeradaks”

In this scenario, Tech displays his usual sense of practicality and hard-delivered honesty in the face of danger. While the group, including Anakin Skywalker and Captain Rex, make their way across an extremely narrow “walkway” in the open air, Wrecker voices his usual concern about heights and tells Tech to keep walking. It’s then that Tech offers this hilarious response, providing no proper sympathy for his brother as he instead focuses on his own survival.

This quote is, in retrospect, most hilarious for its cruel irony. The Bad Batch season 2 ending reveals that Tech meets his fate due to a long fall, which is exactly what he aims to avoid here. While that moment is certainly anything but funny, those who appeal to dark humor will no doubt appreciate this foreshadowing of Tech’s future fate in The Clone Wars.

14 “That Is Correct. Did You Require A… Briefing?”

The Bad Batch Season 2, Episode 15 “The Summit”

This quote is a prime example of Tech’s blunt nature. When he and the squad are preparing to leave Pabu for a fateful mission on Eriadu, Phee Genoa approaches him to say farewell. As Tech’s love interest, she’s especially eager to make sure she says goodbye to him, but Tech appears not to reciprocate that eagerness – at least, not at first. When Phee asks if he truly intended on leaving without saying goodbye, Tech honestly responds with “That is correct,” before further questioning whether she wanted a briefing or not.

The humor of this moment is endearing, as it shows Tech is either just clueless about the way Phee cares for him or that it makes him feel more shy. It becomes clear by the end of their conversation that he does understand, and more than likely reciprocates the feeling, but the practical way in which he approaches it makes it seem downright hilarious. Though it’s sadly their last interaction before Tech’s fateful sacrifice, it’s a perfectly in-character way for Tech to bid farewell to someone who either was or could have become his lover.

13 “Now That Is Not What It Is Called… But I Rather Like It.”

The Bad Batch Season 2, Episode 14 “Tipping Point”

One of Tech’s best moments arrives when he gives Omega flight lessons on the Marauder. Though clearly stressed throughout the duration of the training, Tech displays his faith and trust in Omega, which he showcases by withholding the urge to take over for her at the ship’s helm. After assuring her that she’s improving, Tech instructs Omega to pull off a “sharp swing” maneuver that Omega amazingly calls the “Tech turn.” Tech initially denies the maneuver having such a name, but then confesses his admiration of it.

This quote is a great example of Tech’s humor taking over his usual desire to be as correct as possible on certain matters. Though he knows the maneuver doesn’t actually have a name, he can’t help admitting that the nickname appeals to him, especially since it’s named after him specifically. Considering this is said right after Tech was boasting about his own abilities as a pilot, it’s a hilarious way for him to react to the nickname.

He can’t help admitting that the nickname appeals to him, especially since it’s named after him specifically.

12 “My Left Femur Has Been Fractured By Approximately 150 Kilograms Of Pressure, So… No.”

The Bad Batch Season 2, Episode 2 “Ruins of War”

The Bad Batch season 2 premiere, split into two episodes, is packed full of action, some of which sees Tech get critically injured. After a giant cargo crate falls on Tech’s leg and breaks it, he’s met with the concern of Echo and Omega, who are both trapped with him. When Omega asks if Tech’s okay, he offers this response, first making sure to correctly identify what exactly caused his injury before providing his matter-of-fact answer about his own well-being.

Tech’s lead-up to his simpler answer of “no” is pure comedy, something he’s able to pull off even while he’s experiencing a critical injury. Anyone else would have offered only the last part, but withTech being Tech, he has to provide the context for why he’s not okay. It’s yet another prime example of how his genuine honesty and dry humor shine throughout his Star Wars appearances.

11 “Yes, I Am Playing Against Myself. It Is The Only Time This Game Is A Challenge.”

The Bad Batch Season 2, Episode 13 “Pabu”

One of the best parts of Tech’s character is his full confidence in himself and his abilities, which is put on full display in this quick scene. While waiting on the Marauder to provide a pick-up for Hunter and the squad, Tech plays a game on top of Gonky, though he has no opponent. When Gonky chortles something about it, Tech utters this line about having to play against himself, insinuating that Tech’s aware no one else can match his genius enough to make the game challenging.

The delivery of this line is particularly hilarious because Tech has no intention of being funny when he says it. He has no audience other than Gonky, so to him, this statement is simply a fact, not a witty joke. He genuinely believes that he can find no other opponent more challenging than himself, which is just as comedic as it is true.

10 “That’s Not Comforting.”

The Bad Batch Season 1, Episode 8 “Reunion”

Tech never misses an opportunity to quip about his brothers, which is exactly what he does in this scene. When Wrecker, Echo, and Omega run into scrapper spies on the planet Bracca, Echo comms Hunter and Tech to alert them. Omega then reassures the two of them that Wrecker said he has it under control – leading Tech to air out his doubts about the matter with this hilarious quip.

It’s Tech and Wrecker’s relationship specifically that’s highlighted here, which often sees Tech poking fun at Wrecker and vice versa. What makes it even funnier is the way Tech’s still focused mostly on his datapad rather than the situation at hand when he says this. It proves that Tech really isn’t all that concerned about whatever’s going on and instead wants to take the chance to get on his brother’s case, which is very realistic for sibling relationships such as this.

It’s Tech and Wrecker’s relationship specifically that’s highlighted here, which often sees Tech poking fun at Wrecker and vice versa.

9 “Yes, Your Dangerous And Uncontrolled Maneuvering Is As Confusing To Them As It Is To Us.”

The Bad Batch Season 1, Episode 12 “Rescue on Ryloth”

Tech’s honesty strikes yet again when he delivers feedback to the one and only Hera Syndulla. While teaming up with the young Twi’lek to free her family on Ryloth, Tech is made aware of Hera and Omega’s rogue plan to take a shuttle and assist with shooting down the cannons at the Imperial refinery. Hera then exclaims about their plan, and her flying, working, to which Tech provides this less-than-promising feedback about it.

The most comedic part about this line is the knowledge that the person Tech is speaking to will one day become the Rebellion’s best pilot. While at the time, Hera’s just learning how to fly, she will later on become a general in the Rebel Alliance. Knowing that Tech provides such truthful yet honest advice about the poor quality of her flying early on makes this moment downright hilarious.

8 “It Is An Unscheduled Study Break!”

The Bad Batch Season 2, Episode 1 “Spoils of War”

Oftentimes, Tech is the one who has to explain to Hunter why Omega’s in situations of extreme danger, from her being stuck on the ship with him and Echo during a critical mission to her hanging from a tower on Pantora. It strikes once again in this scene, but this time, it happens under his supervision. Hunter questions why Omega is dangling from the Marauder, to which Tech insists it’s nothing more than an “unscheduled study break.”

This moment perfectly encapsulates the chaotic yet calm nature Tech has in situations of urgency. He’s always able to find an explanation for whatever’s going on, even if he has to make it up as he goes. Tech deeming this specific moment as an “unscheduled study break” is utterly hilarious, especially seeing as he’s the one who’s making her study during a mission in the first place.

7 “Well, I Thought It Was Obvious.”

The Bad Batch Season 1, Episode 1 “Aftermath”

Many of Tech’s funniest moments and lines come in The Bad Batch series premiere, with this one standing out because of Tech unknowingly withholding valuable information. While discussing Omega and her previous warning of the mission they’ve been sent on by Governor Tarkin, Tech reveals that Omega is the fifth enhanced clone previously mentioned by Nala Se. When Echo criticizes Tech for not telling them earlier, Tech offers this simple defense.

The comedy of this moment lies within the fact that this becomes a habit of Tech’s, accidentally withholding information simply because he sees it as common sense. Seeing as Tech’s mind is so advanced compared to the norm, he has a hard time judging what knowledge is normal for him versus others, and this is a prime example of that. This has since become something of a mini-meme within the Star Wars community, most notably in relation to Tech “spoiling” the entire clone twist of Revenge of the Sith.

This becomes a habit of Tech’s, accidentally withholding information simply because he sees it as common sense.

6 “The Jedi Who Are All Dead?”

The Bad Batch Season 1, Episode 5 “Rampage”

In need of money and food with a bounty hunter on their trail, the Batch is looking for someone who can provide them with vital intel. Echo is the one who offers up a potential source of help, citing an old informant of the Jedi named Cid. When Echo insists that the Jedi trusting her is enough for them, Tech wastes no time reminding him that all those same Jedi are now dead.

This deadpan delivery is absolutely hilarious, even with the knowledge of the Jedi’s tragic fate. Tech raises a valid point, but the way in which he fails to sugarcoat it makes it a true laugh-out-loud moment. This is the dry humor that he does best, and it’s even better when he does it unintentionally.

5 “Hopefully Not Mental. Clearly, We’d Never Pass That.”

The Bad Batch Season 1, Episode 1 “Aftermath”

In the midst of the immediate aftermath of Order 66 on Kamino, Governor Tarkin arrives to complete an evaluation of the clones. Hunter shares this information with his squad when he hears of it from other clones, though they don’t yet know who exactly will be doing the evaluation, nor what type of evaluation it will be. Tech says his piece with this quote, insisting that he and his brothers would never be able to pass a mental evaluation.

This is especially comedic in light of the squad’s earlier conversation, which sees Wrecker attempting to argue with Tech about his affinity for action and explosions coming from his programming and conditioning. Wrecker’s just caused a scene by slamming his fists on the table and confessing his genuine love for blowing things up, which sets itself up to be further proof of the validity of Tech’s conclusion that they would never pass a mental evaluation. It’s yet another example of Tech being unintentionally hilarious while presenting simple facts.

4 “It’s Not Affecting Life Support. We’re Fine.”

The Bad Batch Season 1, Episode 3 “Replacements”

As the leader of the squad, Hunter’s often under a lot of stress, and Tech’s attempts to ease that stress more often than not make the situation worse for the sergeant. It’s very much the case in this scene, when the Marauder is pulled out of hyperspace due to its systems failing just after Tech’s assured Hunter that no critical systems have been compromised. When Hunter insists this is still a serious problem, Tech is quick to respond with the fact that life support is still working, and thus they’ll be perfectly fine – despite the fact they’re about to crash-land.

Tech’s lack of urgency in this emergency situation is nothing short of hilarious, especially with Hunter’s utterly shocked response. Leading up to this event, Tech’s been creating a scanner for their inhibitor chips rather than helping Echo with repairs, which only makes it even funnier that he’s quick to brush off the problems with the ship. His calmness contrasted with Hunter’s stress makes this one of Tech’s funniest moments of almost nonsensical composure.

Tech’s attempts to ease that stress more often than not make the situation worse for the sergeant.

3 “That Would Be Dirt.”

The Bad Batch Season 1, Episode 2 “Cut and Run”

It’s a sweet moment when Omega, who’s never traveled off Kamino before, sees a new planet for the first time. Much like Rey’s reaction to the blue-and-green landscape of Takodana in Star Wars: The Force Awakens, Omega is in awe of the littlest things, causing her to pick up a pile of the soil and question what it is. Rather than playing along with her obvious wonder, Tech’s logical mind provides the simplest explanation, and his matter-of-fact delivery makes it all the more hilarious.

The entire group is confused at first by Omega’s actions, but the fact that it’s Tech who answers an otherwise rhetorical question is right on brand for him. Tech is at his best when he truly cannot resist providing an answer to a question, as simple as that question may be. This is one of the most comedic examples of that, especially because of how obvious the answer really should be.

2 “The Systematic Termination Of The Jedi Is A Big One For Me.”

The Bad Batch Season 1, Episode 1 “Aftermath”

This moment is perhaps the best example of Tech providing a valid yet blunt argument to someone else’s point. After listening to Emperor Palpatine’s declaration of the Galactic Republic becoming the Galactic Empire, the Batch discusses this change, as well as the weird behavior of the other clones. Crosshair, who’s unknowingly under the influence of his inhibitor chip, insists that there’s little difference between the two governments, to which Tech responds with this argument about Order 66.

Tech’s words here are iconic because they truly represent what the viewers are thinking. While the characters inside the story may not know the innocence of the Jedi and the horrors behind Order 66’s declaration, audiences know exactly how it all went down, which makes Tech’s words a hilarious type of vindication. This moment has thus become one of Tech’s funniest in all of Star Wars, bested by only one other line.

1 “That’s Not Her Ugly Side?”

The Bad Batch Season 1, Episode 7 “Battle Scars”

The Batch’s relationship with Cid is complicated at best, something that becomes obvious early on in their partnership. Cid isn’t necessarily a fan of any one of the clones, and it’s clear that they also view her in quite a begrudging way. This becomes even more obvious when Cid threatens them to pay back their debts with a big score or else they’ll see her ugly side, leading Tech to mutter to his brothers “That’s not her ugly side?”

There’s no doubt that this is Tech’s funniest moment in all of Star Wars. What makes it even more funny is that viewers know Tech is genuinely asking Echo and Hunter this question, rather than trying to make a joke. This unintentional ability to make audiences crack up time and time again is what makes Tech the funniest member of the Bad Batch in Star Wars.

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